She loves the number 13. She was born in December on a Christmas tree farm. She likes imagining what life was like hundreds of years ago. She has blurry eyesight. Her favorite thing in life is writing about life, specifically the parts of life concerning love. Because, as far as she’s concerned, love is absolutely everything.
She’s been alive for 24 years now, and she finally have her own kitchen. She’s very excited about this, and generally excited by anything else that falls into the "cute" or "cozy" categories. She learned to play guitar when she was twelve from this guy named Ronnie who came over to fix her parents' computer. She like quilts. But that's probably because she’s always freezing cold. She’s easily excited, thrilled, scared, and shocked. She’s 24, but she never stopped jumping up and down when something wonderful happens. Her biggest fear is getting bad news. Or, letting someone down. She really love showing people what she meant when she wrote a song, so her shows are very theatrical. She knocks on wood constantly. She has a cat named Meredith. She's named after her favorite character on Grey's Anatomy, and she's fantastic.
She LOVES Nashville. That's where she lives, when she’s lucky enough to be there. A magical land where 99% of the people are friendly and courteous drivers who let you in and don't honk at you.She love the town so much, she sometimes feel like She should just roll the windows down in her car (nicknamed the Toyoat. Because it's a Toyota) and scream "I LOVE THIS TOWN" loudly out the windows. That wouldn't be weird, right? Every time she try and wink at someone, She mess it up and end up scaring people. Her lucky number always has been and always will be 13. It pops up in front of her in the most obvious and undeniable ways, but only when something good is about to happen. She’s a Sagittarius. She thinks that means she’s always looking for something new. It also means She have a Christmas-themed birthday party every year. She love bright colors and things that make reality seem more whimsical than it is. She has a collection of ribbons and headbands, and she loves them all the same. She over-think and over-plan and over-organize. She’d been like this since she was a baby, before She was gigantically tall and over-talkative.
She goes into a trance when she’s in an antique store. She doesn’t like it when something or someone turns out to be different than what you originally thought. Like when you're shopping and you find a really cute dress, only to realize it’s actually a strange jumpsuit situation. But she mostly doesn’t like it when it happens with people. She loves her friends and she’s always making new ones. She don't really think you can ever stop making new friends or learning about as many new things as possible. She also doesn’t think you should ever take life so seriously that you forget to play.
These days, she’d been trying to classify her thoughts into two categories: "Things she can change," and "Things she can't." It seems to help her sort through what to really stress about. But there she goes again, over-planning and over-organizing her over-thinking! She writes songs about her adventures and misadventures, most of which concern love. Love is a tricky business. But if it wasn't, she wouldn't be so enthralled with it.
Lately she’d come to a wonderful realization that makes her even more fascinated by it: She has no idea what she’s doing when it comes to love. No one does! There's no pattern to it, except that it happens to all of us, of course she can't plan for it. She can't predict how it'll end up. Because love is unpredictable, frustrating, tragic and it's beautiful. And even though there's no way to feel like she’s an expert at it, it's worth writing songs about -- more than anything else she’d ever experienced in her life.
She’d apparently been the victim of growing up, which apparently happens to all of us at one point or another. It's been going on for quite some time now, without her knowing it. She’d found that growing up can mean a lot of things. For her, it doesn't mean she should become somebody completely new and stop loving the things she used to love. It means she’d just added more things to her list. Like for example, she’s still beyond obsessed with the winter season and she still start putting up strings of lights in September. She still loves sparkles and grocery shopping and really old cats that are only nice to you half the time. She still love writing in her journal and wearing dresses all the time and staring at chandeliers. But some new things she’d fallen in love with -- mismatched everything. Mismatched chairs, mismatched colors, and mismatched personalities. She loves spraying perfumes She used to wear when She was in high school. It brings her back to the days of trying to get a close parking spot at school, trying to get noticed by soccer players, and trying to figure out how to avoid doing or saying anything uncool, and wishing every minute of every day that one day maybe She'd get a chance to win a Grammy. Or something crazy and out of reach like that. ;)
She loves old buildings with the paint chipping off the walls and her dad's stories about college. She loves the freedom of living alone, but she also loves things that make her feel seven again.
Back then naivety was the norm and skepticism was a foreign language, and She just think every once in a while you need fries and a chocolate milkshake and your mom. She love picking up a cookbook and closing her eyes and opening it to a random page, then attempting to make that recipe. She’d loved her fans from the very first day, but they've said things and done things recently that make her feel like they're her friends -- more now than ever before. She'll never go a day without thinking about our memories together.
For the last four years, she wrote and recorded an album called Speak Now. She only have the option of writing about things that happen in her life, so thankfully a LOT has happened in her life in the last two years. She knows she doesn’t always say the right thing at the right time or speak up when she should, but she write it all down. She gets her guitar and a pen and all of a sudden, she has a chance to say exactly what she meant to say in real life. Some of the things she wrote about are things everyone saw her go through. Some of the things she wrote about are things nobody ever knew about. She’s beyond excited for you to hear these stories and confessions.
She thinks it's important that you know that she will never change. But she’ll never stay the same either. Must be a Sagittarius thing.
Music has taken her all over the world, but the fans are the reason it's been so magical. She’s so blown away by how nice they are to her. It's strange to feel so understood by such a large group of people, but she love it. For the last two years, she have been working on an album called Red. She called it that because of the tumultuous, crazy adventures in love and loss that it chronicles. In her mind, when you experience love that's fast paced and out of control and mixes infatuation, jealousy, frustration, miscommunication, and all of those lovely emotions… In retrospect, it all looks red.
She can't wait for so many things. But mostly she can't wait to see you, whether it's in a crowd or a coffee shop. Thank you for listening, showing up, reading, and taking such good care of her.
She's pretty stoked that you read this whole thing. She commends you for that. This was ridiculously long, and you probably have other stuff you could've done in the last four minutes. So to you, or anyone else who has spent couple of minutes on her in some way-- listening to just one song, or watching one of her videos….Thank you. She loves you like she loves sparkles and having the last word. And that's real love. <3
JUST WANNA Share this to Anti-HAYLOR/HAYLOR HATER!!!
BEFORE YOU START HATING TAYLOR, I SUGGEST YOU READ THIS.
There’s been a lot of drama lately and I’d like to compile the top things you’ve been saying about her and give a comeback to it. Oh and you DIRECTIONERS WHO ARE HATING might want to read the bottom most part.
[P.S. I don’t really hate 1D and there are some directioners I do like. And some of the things here are taken from some of the tweets i see on my timeline and other twitlongers. And also, feel free to spread this twitlonger around.]
#1 “Taylor is a slut! She has like 542893891839138918938 boyfriends.”
First of all, you don’t know Taylor personally, her parents and best friends are probably the only ones who know how many relationships she’s really had.
Second, you think she’s a slut because most of her songs are about love, but excuse you, 1D’s songs are mostly about love, also Justin Bieber’s and most celebrities. And incase you didn’t know, 16 songs don’t always mean 16 boyfriends.
Third, you think she’s a slut because she goes out with famous celebrities, but HELLO, it would be hard for a celebrity to date a normal person and also, if you were a celebrity, wouldn’t you want to date other celebrities? exactly.
Lastly, the most reliable number of boyfriends Taylor has had is 7, Brandon Borello, Sam (both are from high school), Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy, and now probably Harry Styles.
And by the way, the definition of slut in the dictionary is a. a woman considered sexually promiscuous. b. a woman prostitute.
and this is Taylor how?
So before you start insulting, I suggest you get your vocabulary straight.
#2 “I hate Taylor! She’s dating Harry, oh no, Harry’s mine! etc etc.”
There is this thing called jealousy.
It can cause terrible things like flaming, bashing, cyberbullying, hating or probably spreading rumors but is only caused by a person who can’t stand the fact that she didn’t get what she wants.
Honey, not everyone gets whatever they want and especially not you. IF Harry ever meets you, there’s a 2829272819293782929% chance that he WON’T fall in love with you. Why? Because you sending hate to someone he dates/used to date doesn’t look so good on you. Even if they would break up, at some point he loved her. So you would probably be a major turn off.
Also, you don’t own Harry, he’s not a ‘thing’ you can just call yours, last time I checked, he’s a human with a right to date whoever he wants, you can’t keep him away from dating whoever he likes. Only himself and his parents can do that. So you’d probably look like you would be a possessive girlfriend (another reason why he won’t love you).
#3 “Taylor should write a song called ‘Maybe I Am The Problem’”
One, this is the stupidest most unoriginal insult I have ever heard of.
Two, here’s a list of the lines she’s sung in a lot of her songs about “how she is the problem” (taken from tumblr)
“Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame.” - Dear John
“Maybe I asked for too much.” - All Too Well
“Maybe I was naive, got lost in your eyes.” - White Horse
“This is me swallowing my pride, standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night.” - Back To December
“You gave me roses and I left them there to die.” - Back To December
“I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me now.” - I Knew You Were Trouble
“I’ll be strong, I’ll be wrong.” - A Place In This World
Now will you all shut the **** up?
#4 “Taylor just uses boys to write songs then breaks up with them after a month.”
Another situation of GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
First, if your actually listen to her not so popular songs, they usually have more meaning and emotion to it than the popular ones.
For example, the song All Too Well, listen to the lyrics. I don’t think you could write a song with THAT much emotion from just using someone.
Second, most of the boys she’s had a relationship with lasted for more than 2 months so like I said, get your facts straight.
#5 “Taylor had more boyfriends than I have followers.”
Must suck to have less than 7 followers bby.
#6 “Taylor is using boys for fame!”
She has 6 Grammys, 3 Grammy nominations as of now, 10 AMAs, 13 Teen Choice Awards, 100+ other awards, 4 successful albums, 2 successful tours, has sold out MSG within a minute, her latest album sold 1.2 million copies in its first week, selling 2 copies every SECOND.
yeah she definitely needs more fame.
#7 “Taylor tweeted ‘Fuck you directioners’ I hate her.”
She never did, you’re just looking for a reason to hate her.
Other swifties get texts whenever she tweets and there was never one. So you tried.
And all of you know how easy it is to photoshop tweets, but suddenly, you forget that whenever it comes to Taylor.
#8 “She doesn’t even follow Harry!”
Since when is a relationship based on the people you follow?
#9 “Swifties trended #DirectionersDeserveCancer how rude!”
This trend was actually started by a troll account. And then a few directioners saw it and started tweeting about how bad it is and how rude it is.
They’re right, it is rude. But the thing they were wrong about is that they think SWIFTIES started it. (again, another case of get your facts straight)
It was a troll account that started it. If you were in our situation, that troll account would probably be like PlasticBieber to you.
#10 “I hate Taylor! She called Niall ugly, fat and a blonde pig, then he cried.”
Wow, so where did you get this information this time?
Unless there’s a video of it, don’t believe it. And incase you haven’t noticed, Taylor is blonde too.
#11 “Taylor’s gonna write a song about Harry and make him look like shit.”
Read this quote: “If guys don’t want me to write bad songs about them, then… they shouldn’t do bad things.” - Taylor
If she wrote something bad about Harry, that means he did something not-so-nice. By saying that Taylor is going to write a bad song about Harry means that you think he’ll do something bad. Have a little trust in your idol will ya?
If Harry, didn’t do anything, I’m sure she’d write a sweet song.
Take Taylor Lautner for example, he didn’t do anything to Taylor so she didn’t write anything bad. In fact, she wrote an apology song.
#12 “Taylor doesn’t even follow fans, lol what a great idol.”
She does this thing called a t-party, where is like an after-concert party with fans. She also has these 13 hour meet and greets. She also gives waiting fans pizza. While your idol called you “shower of cunts”.
#13 “Taylor loves Harry Styles from One Direction, not Harry Styles who worked in a bakery.”
LOL, but if Harry worked in a bakery, you wouldn’t know/love him either.
NOW ABOUT DIRECTIONERS:
You see, directioners. You insult swifties to no end. You call us bad fans and immature etc. but have you seen the things your fanbase does? Here’s a list:
• You ship Larry, a ship between two guys who are getting uncomfortable about it already. • You call your own idols gay. • You claim your idol’s relationship is a publicity stunt. • You blame us for trending something we didn’t then trend rude and disrespectful things about your idol’s girlfriend. • You judge whoever your idol dates as if you’re better than them.
And many more.
So you really have no right, your idols started at X factor at 2010. Our idol started her record label at the age of 15 in 2006. Swifties have been here for 6-7 years, and you’ve only been here for about 2.
You guys create more drama in a year than we did our whole time here. We had a drama-less fandom until YOU guys started hating on Taylor.
What is the most pathetic thing of all is that before Taylor started dating Harry, you all didn’t mind her. Now you’re all just a bunch of jealous little girls who didn’t get what they want.